Saturday, August 13, 2011

Gave some kid a swirly on an airplane, PLEASE HELP ME?

Okay, so there was is this kid that was sitting beside me on the plane that I am on now flying home, and he kept bugging me for the whole trip. I got fed up and told him to shut up. I later got up and went to the washroom, but the kid gets up and runs ahead of me yelling, "I'm going to get there first!!!" So I race him to the washroom and we get there at the same time and he starts insulting me! I am now SEETHING with anger, so I grab his head and give him a swirly in the dirty airplane toilet. I stuck his head in nice and tight and flushed the toilet. I forgot about how airplane toilets suck in all the waste from the bowl and vacuum it outside. I hear a horrible tearing sound and pull the kid up. HE IS MISSING ALL OF THE SKIN ON HIS FACE! One of his eye ripped out too! Blood is pouring out of the socket. He coughs up some blood and begins to writhe and convulse. I drop him on the floor. I can see every tooth, HIS LIPS ARE ALSO RIPPED OFF! I feel bad, and think he is probably dead now (from shock presumably) but I don't want to go to jail, so I locked the door and began thinking about what I should do next. Should I just leave him there and leave pretending that nothing happened? Should I attempt to rip him up and flush him down bit by bit? I'm sure as hell not turning myself in... So I pulled out my satellite smartphone and decided to ask you guys. What do you think?

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